Anonymous;
How do I talk to a beautiful boy? What do I say as I approach him to engage in a conversation with him? What are your suggested conversation topics for an optimal first convo?

hateboy:

let me tell you something that worked for me. the other night i saw a boy who i deemed acceptable and i said “I look dead a little bit, huh?” and then i talked at him about ghosts for about an hour. now i think we’re going out on a date in a few days. that’s how I snag the honeys. lay it all out on the table right away. this relationship is going to be very morbid and all about me. boys love that

fckyeahundergroundhiphop:

fuegoking:

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

The rarest most illest shit I’ve ever seen in my entire LIFEE

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

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monsteroll:

zsisron:

cheschirebacon:

Battle Bunny Renekton :p
NSFW version here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/nm5kqu6d1l4mg6g/%27bbrenek2.png
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Funny in that I also got a Battle Bunny Renekton. XD Albeit from http://barauniversity.tumblr.com/ ! 

My Kind of Easter!

monsteroll:

zsisron:

cheschirebacon:

Battle Bunny Renekton :p

NSFW version here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/nm5kqu6d1l4mg6g/%27bbrenek2.png

(fixed link)

Funny in that I also got a Battle Bunny Renekton. XD Albeit from http://barauniversity.tumblr.com/ ! 

My Kind of Easter!

kilomonster:

One of the escalators was out of order at the mall. Later on, it’s working again and people are using it. I realized it had been fixed when I was about half way down it and say to my friend, “Oh, hey, looks like the escalator is working again.” 

The escalator stops as soon as I finished that sentence.

The lady in front of me looked back at me and was like, “You shouldn’t have said anything!”

Cue me apologizing for breaking the escalator.


Flint Louis Hignett photographed by Cecilie Harris for Boys By Girls #6

Flint Louis Hignett photographed by Cecilie Harris for Boys By Girls #6

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

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